Spiritually speaking; Could the devil be in my hair straighteners?

The little red light is always flashing.


And sometimes i feel like it's looking at me?Spiritually speaking; Could the devil be in my hair straighteners?
He is a shape shifter. Sneaky guy. Watch those ears. Spiritually speaking; Could the devil be in my hair straighteners?
There are only 2 kind of people in this world saved and unsaved. If you are unsaved then Satan as the ruler of mankind is your master.





If you are saved then God is your master and you are his servant.





And hereby we do know that we know him, if we keep his commandments.


I John 2:3





No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.


Matthew 6:24





If you attend a church you are either very uncomfortable or Satan rules over you. The Bible tells us that for almost 2000 years after Jesus died on the cross, those who believe in Jesus, if possible, were to be members of a church. But now we learn from the Bible that God is no longer saving people through the ministry of the churches. The church age has come to an end.


Fact is God commands in His Law book, the Bible, that the true believers are to leave their church. This is because God鈥檚 righteous Judgment is upon all local congregations as God is preparing the world for Judgment Day.





When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, whoso readeth, let him understand, Then let them which be in Judaea [the local churches]* flee into the mountains:[to Christ]


Matthew 24:15,16





For the time is come that judgment must begin at the house of God [the local churches]: and if it first begin at us, what shall the end be of them that obey not the gospel of God?


1 Peter 4:17)
kay seriously when i was a christian my church when i was little told me that i couldnt watch scooby doo because the devil could be in a any one of those characters waiting to bring me to evil and away from god.
You gotta get me some of that marijuana you're smoking, girl.
Yes. And there is an incubus in my underwear drawer.
yep. devil is there. that's why it's so awesome.
Are you serious? You've got issues.
no. plain and simply, no.
You could be right. I'd toss them all right out your window.
if the hair straightener is looking at you you have a serious problem
go to the corner and think about what you just said